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Kitty Pryde ([personal profile] phasing_cat) wrote2011-01-14 07:47 pm

Teddy Bear - drabble for [livejournal.com profile] snarky_blonde

Characters: Kitty Pryde (X-men), mention of Liz Sherman (Hellboy) and Elle Bishop (Heroes)
Rating: PG
Setting: Bump in the Night!Verse
Prompt: #169 Teddy Bear - Drabble Table
Word Count: 163

As soon as Kitty had seen it, she’d known she had to buy it. Three of them, actually.

The first had gone into the nursery. The second she’d had taken next door as a gift for Liz. The third she had though she could take into work on her own, to give to Elle.

She’d been wrong. And as she laid on the floor, trapped under the biggest teddy bear known to man, she realized her mistake. She reached in vain for the phone, stretching her arm as far as it would go, with no luck. After a few minutes of shouting for help, she gave up and laid her head down on the hardwood floor of her living room. She was stuck, afraid to phase, and not strong enough to push the enormous bear off of her.

“It figures,” she though. “I fight dangerous monsters every day, and I’m going to die crushed by a giant pile of fake fur and stuffing.”

Re: OOC

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-15 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you like it! It took me forever to get the idea.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-15 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
Logan says that with a real man, she'da been used to worse by now.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-15 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
A real man would let her deal with worse than deal by stuffed animal?

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-16 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
She'd be used to getting crushed, anyway.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*scowl* Was that a sex reference?

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Suddenly I do not envy Elle AT ALL.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You just don't know any better, sweetheart.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
How could being crushed during sex be enjoyable?

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I got enough talents to make up for it.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
There's not enough talent in the world to make up for not being able to breathe.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Plenty'a people go for just that.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[makes this face]

Weirdos.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't knock it till you try it.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, I can just see that going over well. "Hey John, how about tonight you try crushing me while we have sex?"

*shakes her head* It'll never happen.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-25 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
*thinks about explaining for all of two seconds before deciding, fuck that, she's too damn cute all innocent*

Well... Nobody's perfect.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need perfect. I'm happy with what I have.

[Wait a second, that didn't come out right. What she meant is that what she has is perfect for her. Dammit!]

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrm... [Don't worry, Logan actually missed that one completely.]

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[And she's cranky because she's hungry, so she's going to put her hands on her hips and make a face.]

What's that supposed to mean?

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are so many things he could say to that, so many things he wants to say... but he cares about her a great deal, and for once, he'll try to shut up and leave it be.]

That's all I wanna know.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mumbles under her breath]

You big... overprotective... galoot.

[And with that she jumps into his arms and hugs him tightly.]

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's a little confused at her reaction (on account of being an idiot), but he definitely has no objections, immediately putting his arms around her. After a second of just feeling her and breathing in her scent, there's something he wants to say, but he can't quite figure out how to say it.]

Tell me. If you're not.

[He'll always be there for her.]

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[She sniffles and blinks back tears.]

The only thing that makes me unhappy is you not getting along with my husband.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
We get along fine.

[If it's a lie, it's not an intentional one. Logan really doesn't hate Myers. He's just... critical. No one's good enough for his Half-Pint.]

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Um hmm. [That's the sound of skepticism.]

Then can you do me a favor?

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pulls back and looks him in the eye, dead serious.]

That once the baby's born, you won't criticize him in front of him or her.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Whatever he was expecting, it wasn't this. He takes a moment to process the information, then nods. In the heat of the moment, of course, he may forget, but for now, he really does mean to keep himself to it.]

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[She smiles and hugs him again, giving him a kiss on the cheek.]

You're going to make a great uncle.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrm. We'll see.

[But he's smiling. Or doing what passes for a smile with him.]

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[She'll take that half-smile half-smirk, because he gives it so rarely.]

So do you have any name ideas?

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
What, for you?

[He does mean for the baby; he's just having a hard time wrapping his brain around the idea. She's asking him? But he doesn't -... That's not up to him.]

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
No, for my baby! And yours too, for that matter.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[grumbles; that's what he meant! Why don't people just understand him when he says something completely different than he means to say......]

No idea. Elle wants to make his second name Logan. [which he kinda liked, but don't tell anyone] Ain't settled on a first name yet.

You?

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if it's a boy, I was thinking maybe Samuel, after my grandfather.

Or, you know... Charles. If you're not already planning on using it.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
No! No, that'd -... That'd be nice.

An' if it's a girl?

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrm, that's the harder part. John and I haven't really talked about it.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Right...

[No, he's not saying anything. Not a damn thing.]

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he should get a say in it, don't you think?

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
'Course.

Do you have any ideas?

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I can't name her Samuel, but maybe Samantha?

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You really think so? It's not very unique.

[identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Unique ain't always good. You name your kid after a piece of fruit, I'm gonna eat it.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[now that earns a genuine laugh]

Deal!