Day Ten - One confession

[phasing_cat]

I'm actually hating being pregnant.

Comments

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

C'mon, it'll be over before you know it.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

And until then I'm USELESS!

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

The hell you are.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's right. I'm becoming an excellent maid and cook.

*eyeroll*

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Betcha Myers is real happy 'bout that.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean?

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Look... Pregnant or not, you're plenty useful. You want this kid, you're gonna have to do the time. Y'ain't ever gonna get anythin' worth havin' without workin' for it.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Geez, Logan... when did you become so full of wise advice?

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

'Bout the time you stopped listenin'.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

I heard you just now, didn't I?

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Hearin' ain't listenin', kid.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Hello, pot? This is kettle. Stop calling me black, you hypocrite.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

You start talkin' sense, I'll listen.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

My god are you trying extra hard to be contrary today?

*smacks his arm* Snap out of it! I'm allowed to mope if I want to.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

I never try.

So mope - somewhere else.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

You're in my house!

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Right. I'm a guest.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

*headtilt*

No, you're family, dumbass.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Hrm...

*and suddenly he finds himself all out of smartass comments*

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Now get over here and help me get the sheets in this crib.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

*grumbles, but gets over there anyway*

The sheets?

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you make a crib just like any other bed. Waterproof sheet goes down first.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's like any other bed...

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Hey, sometimes it's necessary. Some people are kinkier than others.

*wink*

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

*stares; that was a mental image of her he DID NOT NEED*